Mastodawn

DJ just doing his job

I saw a video once of some people getting into a fight near a party and when the dj switches to the rocky theme you can visibly see the fighters getting pumped up. It was hilarious.

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SatansMaggotyCumFart 2d ago

When the rocky theme starts you know you’re about to get your ass whooped.

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whyNotSquirrel 2d ago

I demand a link

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Ricky Rigatoni 2d ago

https://redlib.freedit.eu/r/fightporn/comments/o9ygdc/fight_after_a_party_and_dj_starts_playimg_rocky/

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VicksVaporBBQrub 2d ago

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13igTyme 2d ago

People are fighting at your wedding and you’re getting mad at the DJ….

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FenrirIII 2d ago

Apparently someone has never been to a southern wedding.

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its_kim_love 2d ago

A southern wedding with our at least 3 deaths is considered a boring affair.

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13igTyme 2d ago

I’m originally from North Florida, which is basically Georgia/Alabama. I’ve been to many weddings and am also married. I’ve seen maybe two arguments, but never a fight.

Southern hospitality extends to weddings and most never have issues.

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MinnesotaGoddam 2d ago

you have experienced a very different southern hospitality than i have. are you straight, white, and healthy?

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TacoSocks 1d ago

I feel like there has got to be a better qualifier than straight, white and healthy. Like damn if a gay black person with diabetes tries going to weddings, every one of them must turn into a shitshow.

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Honytawk 1d ago

Yeah, Aussie weddings go crazy!

Or did you mean African?

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glimse 2d ago

Personally I always get mad at the fake DJ when he makes a punchline at the end of my joke wedding text

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EffortlessEffluvium 2d ago

FINISH HIM!!!

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ramble81 2d ago