Calum Andrew MorrellA few days ago I informed Alexa that there were Klingons off the starboard bow.
Alexa told me she didn't know what to do with this information.
THIS IS WHY THE FEDERATION DOESN'T USE "AI".
Bob Thomson@calum Best not to tell Alexa to activate the self destruct sequence.
@bobthomson70 ooh, I hadn't thought of that one!
@calum if trying it out, don’t forget the cancel code.
@bobthomson70 ah, I'll work that out if I need it. What could go wrong?
Do you think Trump uses Alexa to order illegal strikes?
@calum I’m not sure Alexa could cope with the continuously variable Trumpet reality. I think when I was studying computing still they called that ‘fuzzy logic’.
@bobthomson70 That's strange, when I was studying computing, we called it fuckmuppetry :D