Mastodawn

Every meeting at Apple should have one person who’s only job is to let out a blood curdling scream whenever someone suggests junking up their UIs with ads https://www.apple.com/newsroom/2026/03/introducing-apple-business-a-new-all-in-one-platform-for-businesses-of-all-sizes/

Apple today announced Apple Business, a new all-in-one platform that allows companies to manage devices and reach more customers.

Apple Newsroom

… can blood even curdle? is that a thing?

@BenRiceM maybe if mixed with enough milk? That seems a strange thing to do though….

@BenRiceM it has become a thing because of tech enshitification.

@BenRiceM It used to be in the era of blood-letting, doubt it’s a “thing” now 🙂

@BenRiceM It reads like the Google-ization of Apple Services/iCloud