TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid

I wish I lived on a beach so I could go for long walks on them

https://lemmy.world/post/44687388

Mar 24 at 3:38pmWeb
Show threadGonzako2d ago
Pls my heart cant take it anymore just tell me if you want me to imprint your shape onto my matress
Show threadBanana2d ago
Now that’s a sentence every brat wants to hear :,)
Show threadBanana2d ago
Girl the speed with which i sent this to my partner would break sound barriers.
Show threadSlovene852d ago
Just as long as it doesn’t break the laws of physics.
Show threadBanana2d ago
🎀ooooopsie!🎀 🤭
Show threadSlovene852d ago
That’s it! Go to the hyper room! m.youtube.com/shorts/Bg6xGMAHuH8
Who went in the Hyper Room?

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Show threadAnarchoEngineer2d ago
Of course it would, wireless messaging relies on photons which travel at light speed
Show threadGrostleton2d ago
Tell that to my ISP
Show threadSaveTheTuaHawk2d ago
move the treadmill next to a bath of water and spread sand and broken glass on it.
Show threadLost_My_Mind2d ago
Wow…your beaches kinda sound like they aren’t maintained at all.
Show threadRekorse1d ago
Even the nice things suck these days.
Show threadobnomus1d ago
Everytime I open this app, I get reminded how alone I’m. Nice meme though lol.
Show threadRekorse1d ago
Nice use of I’m!
Show threadWillFord271d ago
it’s
Show threadAnarki_1d ago
NSFW? 🙂
Show threadthree1d ago
My boss read this over my shoulder and started furiously masturbating 😞