I wish I lived on a beach so I could go for long walks on them

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Pls my heart cant take it anymore just tell me if you want me to imprint your shape onto my matress
Now that’s a sentence every brat wants to hear :,)
Girl the speed with which i sent this to my partner would break sound barriers.
Just as long as it doesn’t break the laws of physics.
🎀ooooopsie!🎀 🤭
That’s it! Go to the hyper room! m.youtube.com/shorts/Bg6xGMAHuH8
Who went in the Hyper Room?

YouTube
Of course it would, wireless messaging relies on photons which travel at light speed
Tell that to my ISP
move the treadmill next to a bath of water and spread sand and broken glass on it.
Wow…your beaches kinda sound like they aren’t maintained at all.
Even the nice things suck these days.
Everytime I open this app, I get reminded how alone I’m. Nice meme though lol.
NSFW? 🙂
My boss read this over my shoulder and started furiously masturbating 😞