Jerry 🦙💝🦙12h ago

Due to rapidly increasing prices, Lacie has begun a controlled release from the Strategic Bark Reserve (SBR) to stabilize prices. People and small animals in the vicinity are advised to wear ear plugs.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

Show threadJerry 🦙💝🦙11h ago
Good news - I am down in my basement and shortly after I started hearing the release from the SBR upstairs, the major stock market indexes cut their losses quite a bit. Lacie is trying very hard to help us out.
Show threadWinterKnight 
@jerry okay I’m not sure what SBR means in this context but I assume it’s not Short Barrled Rifle.
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Show threadJerry 🦙💝🦙10h ago
@winterknight1337 see the previous post that was in reply to. SBR = strategic bark reserve
Show threadWinterKnight 10h ago
@jerry I need more coffee.
Show threadJerry 🦙💝🦙10h ago
@winterknight1337 I feel that