I want LoTR woodland elves

Skyrim: we have LoTR at home

Mammoth cheese? Eww.
Mammoths are mammals, I bet you could make some funky cheese with their milk.
Emphasis on the funky
mammoth milk, lol.
Better than the thalmor cosplay. Ew.

ok I understand that they’re like evil elf fascists who want to essentially end the world but you have to give them that they have some pretty good drip

(their armour is a bit less but from what I remember still pretty stylish)

Oh yeah I forgot about the fascism. I just hate them because they’re snobby bitches.
I kinda wanna know what mammoth cheese tastes like.
In my headcannon it’s similar to buffalo mozzarella, which is delicious 😁
try to milk a african bush elephant cow, or an asian elephant cow?
Who out here dressing up as skyrim’s nazis
“Just comply” people
They stylish, gotta admit.
Wood Elves who smoked too much herb and became High Elves.
What’s the cost on the mammoth cheese?
Free, if you can steal it from the giants without entering the space program.
Imagine how the last week looks for us paid monthly.