Today's Low Quality Ad is for this "We Are All Dogs In God's Hot Car" Patch. Not only is God refusing to crack a window, but he also cranked the heat and locked us inside. With all due respect, God is being a total dick.
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God has also decided to park in direct sunlight even though there are plenty of shade-covered parking spots nearby. God hates us so much.
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He said he was just going to be a minute, but it's been the life of the entire universe. Didn't even crack a window.