Beep4d ago

Once Bitten, Pee Shy

https://lemmus.org/post/21066309

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Jesus cannot fuck Christ in the Christian mythology, this would imply on of them is an impostor.
Mar 24 at 12:22pmWeb
Show threadTurboWafflz4d ago
it took me a second to get it but that’s actually a good joke why are people downvoting you
Show thread57144d ago
This is fediverse manifest! What is the charge? Ridiculing a succulent necromancer? Why did you touch my special edition bible? This is the pseudon who touched my bible earlier.
Show threadGladaed3d ago
I don’t get the joke, sooooo.
Show threadsamus123453d ago

“Jesus fucking Christ”

Instead of “fucking” being an emphasis word, it’s being interpreted as a verb in a sentence, as in Jesus is fucking Christ.

Show threadMinnesotaGoddam3d ago
some people get really angsty when you make fun of their god, but have no problems throwing stones at yours
Show thread_‌_反いじめ戦隊4d ago
That’s not what YHWH & Spirit said last night at our sermon.
Show threadcaptainlezbian4d ago
He could fuck someone else who’s been anointed
Show thread57144d ago
ointment on the anointed
Show threadcaptainlezbian3d ago
Some really oily sex
Show threadDenjin4d ago
Clearly you haven’t understood the nature of the trinity. Father and son get to fucking and the holy ghost jerks off in the corner.
Show threadsocsa3d ago
The holy Trinity is two in the pink, one in the stink.
Show threadMinnesotaGoddam3d ago
two in the feet, one in the hands
Show threadMinnesotaGoddam3d ago
yes he can. his full name is Jesus Fucking Christ In The Handholes And Footholes. We just call him JC Penny because he turns tricks (water into wine, raising the dead) on the cheap