Out of curiosity, when you say “all religion”, does that include the many atheistic religions?

Oh look, the old “aThEiSm Is A rElIgIoN” trope.

Seriously, you guys need some new material. If Jesus were real he’d be looking for new writers.

I never said atheism is a religion. There are many religions such as Buddhism, Jainism, Confucianism and Satanism which don’t believe in god but are still considered religions.

I’m aware of how my original comment came across so I should probably specify that I myself do not believe in a supernatural god.

I myself do not believe in a supernatural god.

So do you lean more towards sacrificing still beating hearts to our father the Sun or are you more into hugging trees and dancing naked in the moonlight?

What?
Well, you weren’t into supernatural gods, so I figured you might be into natural gods ;P can’t get more natural than the Sun and nature.
Let’s not pretend your previous comment wasn’t supposed to be a thinly veiled insult. If i’m not into supernatural gods then I must believe in some other woo-woo. And you phrased it in a delicately ridiculous way.

Let’s not pretend your previous comment wasn’t supposed to be a thinly veiled insult.

Well no, it was meant as a stupid joke, because let’s face it; nobody sacrifices inca-style anymore and most people look at you weirdly if you mention naked dancing for your religion.

And you phrased it in a delicately ridiculous way.

Yes I’m well aware, this was intentional.

I’ll have you know I only sacrifice hearts on weekends. Gotta keep a work-life balance.