nearly thirty years ago i saw a guy stand up in an all hands staff meeting, declare "this is stupid", walk out and never come back, and friends, there's not a single day of 2026 I haven't thought of him

@cap_ybarra

I haven't *precisely* done that, but there was one all-hands at a company I worked for until March 1995 that made me quit my job a week or so later.

What did it was the music when the board of directors ran on stage, punching the air, to announce the old CEO's retirement and replacement by the CFO.

They played "Things can only get better".

Reader: they did not.

(Luckily I read the writing on the wall and got out in time.)

@cstross i heard of some ballmer pep rallys at msft that went similarly
@cap_ybarra This was at SCO, during its final years as an actual UNIX VAR doing software development rather than a set of trademarks sold to a litigation mill. Which is kind of the point.
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