Mastodawn

Top US Fema official claims to have teleported to a Waffle House before

Lemmy

I almost feel sorry for these sane USians who have to live there during Trump reign 🤣

There’s a reason I live in a van out in the boonies

Please tell me that there’s a river nearby

Mostly the Sacramento River

Yes! I hereby declare you the second coming of Matt Foley!

YouTube

Wow, thanks, that’s quite the honor. I hope I can live up to his legacy.

I think the trick is copious amounts of cocaine!

Isn’t it always? 🤷🏻