Programming language idea: it's not actually a programming language your are just trying to coordinate and to complete a task. They keep blipping in and out of reality, getting distracted, and shuffling about. Some times task are left incomplete and another and has to take away to figure out what the previous and was doing. Occasionally an and appears and start doing already completed work cause it's unaware another and has finished it.

It is a concurrent trainwreck good luck.

#PLIdea

Also, you have to deal with the linguistic trainwreck which is talking about way to many ands who all share the same name and cannot be uniquely identified do to their antimemetic nature around identifiable information. Best you can do is temporary labels and hope for the best.
It's fun imaging the kinds of concurrent computing problems and faces.