CharlesDarwinTrump makes a detour to Elvis Presley's Graceland in Memphis during Iran war and airport turmoil
This dumbass actually went to Graceland and wondered aloud if he could beat Elvis in a fight.
Going To Graceland
raman_klogiusHim? A draft dodger vs a draftee?? 🤣🤣🤣
I don’t really understand these things. Conscription is a barbaric practice, how is “draft dodger” still an insult nowadays? Obviously conscientious objection is the higher road to take, but when your government is trying to force you to kill - and quite possibly die - for them, any response is more moral than just going along with it, imo.
Anyway Trump would obviously win, he’d cheat.
lumpenproletariatHe would lose and Elvis been dead for 49 years.
He couldn’t think of his favorite Elvis song because his brain is destroyed by dementia.
NO ONE that age that isn’t addled by a cognitive issue would not be able to think of a song when asked. Elvis dominated trumps generation.
SternHe’s also said he loves the Bible but mysteriously didn’t have a favorite verse. So either dementia or lies, 50/50 really.
vaultdweller013Hell I’m a neo-pagan and even I like some shit from the Bible. It’s a good collection of history, legends, and myth though I can’t recite any verse from memory I do like Samson and think Jesus whipping the money lenders is brilliantly spiteful.
Bible are great for little girls to stand on.
Maybe if he’s lucky, he’ll go out straining on the toilet just like the King.
DiplomjodlerYou mean, if we’re lucky.
When does TFG pull a fat Elvis?
JoeBigelowI’d say Thank you very much