SpockoI just learned #MarkwayneMullin has been confirmed as Secretary of Homeland Security. Here's @theonion profile of him.
Ethnicity: Brother-in-Law
Raised By: Momwayne, Dadwayne
Known For: Being forcibly dragged off your flight
Humanizing Quality: Hates Rand Paul
Dream Job: special envoy for the Shield of the Americas
Fighting Style: Brazilian why-I-oughta
Could Pull Off An Earring: You know what? Yeah.
Difference From Noem: Would have killed the dog with bare hands
Political Profile: Markwayne Mullin
Markwayne Mullin has been nominated to succeed Kristi Noem as the secretary of homeland security. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the senator from Oklahoma. Ethnicity: Brother-in-Law Raised By: Momwayne, Dadwayne Known For: Being forcibly dragged off your flight Humanizing Quality: Hates Rand Paul Dream Job: special envoy for the Shield of […]
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