<me> how much for the guanciale?
<supermarket attendant> oh. It's per 100 grams, so i-
<me> no, that's dumb. How much for the whole thing?
<supermarket attendant> O_o uhh... It's...uhh... $50?
<me> that's a decent price. I'll take it.
<supermarket attendant> O_O;; okay!
This same grocery store had giant bins of ancho, chipotle, and new mexicana. So like... Yeah, I am buying all the things?