This is the most affirming thing I've read in years

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2026/mar/23/corporate-speak-study

Workers who fall for ‘corporate bullshit’ may be worse at their jobs, study finds

New study finds that employees impressed by corporate speak may be least equipped to make effective decisions

The Guardian
@keira_reckons "confusing" is a weird choice of word when they're talking about things that are obviously bollocks

@keira_reckons "Being wowed by bullshit isn’t all bad. In another study, those who were susceptible to corporate bullshit rated their supervisors as more charismatic and “visionary”, and were more likely to be inspired by their company’s mission statement and to experience job satisfaction."

... THAT IS VERY BAD THOUGH WAGGH

@sinvega I assumed the writer was being sarcastic with that. Describing those people we've all worked with, pretending it's good to suck up to capitalism.