How they think they are going to die:
Fancy laser beam

How they are actually going to die:
Tagged by a toy drone carrying a hand grenade, while they are taking a shit behind a tree.

It must be horrific, waiting for the whine of the drone and never being safe from the observation drones overhead.

At least in the more recent wars one might feel safer behind the front line.

waiting for the whine of the drone

hmm… a great way to fuck with russians - something like an annoyotron - geekextreme.com/annoyatron-holy-grail-of-pranks/

but it plays quadcopter noises randomly.

Annoyatron: The Holy Grail Of Pranks

Are you tired of boring office days and want to drive your coworkers absolutely crazy? The Annoyatron 2.0 from ThinkGeek packs a tiny circuit board

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