Mastodawn

Microsoft fixes broken Windows update days after vowing fewer broken updates

> The era of reliability begins… right after this out-of-band patch

is that lady eating a plain slice of white bread

is… is there more white bread on the plate

And four fried chickens

I mean, say what you want about the tenets of dry white toast eating, Dude. But at least it’s an ethos.

Fuckin nihilists, dude.