What's the weirdest argument you've gotten into with someone?

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I was working telephone company helpdesk. A customer called in demanding that I raise the priority of their ticket so the serviceman (who was in their house already) would finish the work faster. I made the mistake of trying to explain that’s not how it works.
Someone once tried to convince me that I can bypass the security on their bank account so they could get in. And I had to keep coming back with, “That’s not how this works”. I ended up resetting his password and spending half an hour trying to help him get in.