Mastodawn

Ok fine, a thing about #EnterpriseAI and selling your new young thing to the old companies who have money for it. https://www.linkedin.com/posts/cowperthwait_soc2-gdpr-hipaa-activity-7441902450082668546-uGoI?utm_source=share&utm_medium=member_ios&rcm=ACoAAACdXbkBQT5DbXLyhNGWc5VEeONlnor0jb0

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Jonathan E Cowperthwait 2d ago

“I see you’re building a house! Why not use Nails As A Service Direct? Nails As A Service Direct eliminates the difficulties and complications of buying your own nails and hammers. Join your wood with us!”

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Jonathan E Cowperthwait 2d ago

✨ Three weeks later… ✨

“We’re excited to announce that Nails As A Service Direct is joining Poison Gas And Nuclear Annihilation, Inc.! Effective tomorrow, your plan will automatically convert to a subscription to Endless Painful Farts, and the home you constructed will disintegrate, explosively.”

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Jonathan E Cowperthwait 2d ago

My name is Jon, I am 44 years old, and I don’t know how Bluesky threading works.