I seriously hope the (English language) history books just call this something like the Iran War. If they call it Epic Fury War I'm going to cringe for forever.
@JessTheUnstill They should call it Epstein Fury instead.
@LordCaramac I don't want that monster memorialized in the history books.
@JessTheUnstill I don't think it can be avoided, given the scale of his monstrosity.