The modern chronic illness cycle.

Me: I have X and it took three and a bit decades to diagnose and I’m on A and B and C to treat it.

Them: That’s unlikely. A is used to treat OtherCondition.

Me: I don’t have OtherCondition.

Then: Well if you’re on A then you must have it. I asked ChatGPT

@NanoRaptor

I get to witness this from the sidelines with my spouse, who has a chronic illness.

Nothing quite like getting punted from doctor to doctor when her symptoms don't line up with their expectations.

Also, I think if she gets another MRI or “X-Ray with Contrast” we get a free meatball sub from Subway at this point.