BeepMar 23

"Im on pc but i dont have money to buy games"

https://lemmus.org/post/21041026

Show threadmeowMar 23
PPIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRAAAAAAACCCCCCYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! ALL HAIL MISS FITGIRL!
Show threadsp3ctr4lMar 23

Well, I’ve never been Greenland

And I’ve never been to Denver

And I’ve never buried treasure in St. Louis or St. Paul

And I’ve never been to Moscow

And I’ve never been to Tampa

And I’ve never been to Boston in the fall

'Cause we’re the Pirates

Who don’t do anything

We just stay home and lie around

And if you ask us to do anything

We’ll just tell you:

…

We don’t do anything

Show threadViking_Hippie

Well, I’ve never been Greenland

Me neither, but I HAVE been there.

It’s quite lovely in the summer and nowhere near as cold as you’d expect.

Mar 23 at 2:58pmWeb
Show threadsp3ctr4lMar 23

Ah! The lyrics page I copied from must have messed that up, hah!

… the verses get increasingly ridiculous.

By the end, you have:

And I’ve never licked a spark plug

And I’ve never sniffed a stink bug

And I’ve never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball

And I’ve never bathed in yogurt

And I don’t look good in leggings

…

And we’ve never been to Boston in the fall!

… this is all being sung by a 90s CGI/cartoon cucumber with a face, amongst a bunch of other CGI fruits and vegetables, dressed as pirates, basically on beach lounge chairs, on a moored like, galleass or something.