Lori4d ago
Stuart Celarier ❌👑

"Friday’s press gaggle. Barely exaggerated: at 12:03 PM, President Trump told reporters he wanted a ceasefire with Iran. At 12:05 he declared victory. At 12:07 he announced he was sending Marines. At 12:08 he said no boots on the ground. At 12:11 he said he did not want a ceasefire. At 12:16 he declared victory again. At 12:17 he asked for a ceasefire. At 12:23 he told NATO they were cowards."

https://no01.substack.com/p/march-19-21-god-is-a-comedian

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March, 19-21: God is a comedian

A stiff drink is recommended

Gold and Geopolitics
Mar 23 at 10:15amWeb
Show threadStuart Celarier ❌👑4d ago

"At 12:29 he said Iran was begging for a ceasefire. At 12:31 he said everything was perfect. At 12:36 he said $500 oil was a good thing. At 12:37 he demanded Iran open Hormuz. At 12:39 he said Hormuz was never closed. At 12:41 he said the US was not at war with Iran. At 12:42 he declared victory in Iran."

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Show threadGrumble 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇬🇱4d ago
@VisualStuart Please stand by as the MAGA donors adjust Mr. Trump's medication.
Show threadChris4d ago
@VisualStuart swap PM for AM and it'd read like a series of drunk texts
Show threadNazani4d ago
@VisualStuart I keep waiting for the Houthis to try to block the Bab-El-Mandeb, on the West side of the AP.