Dan McCulloughMy Wife: I’ve seen reports that bears are up and about. Time to bring in the feeder.
Me: Seems awfully early.
My Wife: You said that last year.
Me: I did? Ok, after the weekend.
My Wife: That’s EXACTLY what you said last year. And then when did the bear eat our feeder?
Me: Errr… like Monday night I think.
My Wife: No, it was Sunday morning.
Me: We’ll compromise. How about Saturday night?
SATURDAY, 6:30pm
Me: I took the feeder in. See, no bears.
10 minutes later…
D.