PPIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRAAAAAAACCCCCCYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! ALL HAIL MISS FITGIRL!

Well, I’ve never been Greenland

And I’ve never been to Denver

And I’ve never buried treasure in St. Louis or St. Paul

And I’ve never been to Moscow

And I’ve never been to Tampa

And I’ve never been to Boston in the fall

'Cause we’re the Pirates

Who don’t do anything

We just stay home and lie around

And if you ask us to do anything

We’ll just tell you:

…

We don’t do anything