Crone Cold Kate Sherrod1d ago
Aral Balkan
I have an idea, hear me out: Instead of letting Elon Musk launch 1,000,000 data centres into orbit, why don’t we launch Elon Musk into orbit as a warning to all the other Bond-villain billionaires in the world.
Yay!
99.4%
Nay!
0.6%
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Show threadAsta [AMP]1d ago
@aral there's a titanic in the sky, and only Elon can visit it! Go, Elon, go! Visit that great titanic waaaaay up there in the sky!
Show threadEdenDestroyer1d ago
@aral and force other billionaires like him to listen to a curated playlist consisting of pro-union and and communist/socialist propaganda music while they're going into far reaches of space.
Show threadBartosz Bukowski 1d ago
@aral feels like a REAL innovation 😍
Show threadbeq1d ago
@aral wow, we're all cruel people. One single person opts to save his life. That is harsh.
Show threadoatmeal1d ago
@f @aral musk himself I’m assuming …
Show threadAral Balkan1d ago
@f Removing the tumour to save the patient isn’t cruel to the tumour, it’s kind to the patient.
Show threadOzzie D, NP-hard  11h ago
@f @aral I know this is a federation issue, but on my feed the Yays are unanimous with 475 votes recorded.
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@aral Yeah Musk okay, but what about Bezos? I'm sure he's eager to try his new dick-rocket all by himself...
Show threadAral Balkan1d ago
@zabow I mean, sure, the more the merrier.
Show threadxrvs23h ago

if we put all of the evil people in would they even fit in a rocket tho

@aral @zabow

Show thread0x4d6165 (Julie)23h ago
@aral no too much fuel. unseal the kola super deep borehole and toss him in
Show threadkatzenberger23h ago

@aral

No offense intended, but polluting space even further is not what Bond usually does.

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Show threadAral Balkan22h ago
@katzenberger Well, I mean, Bond’s just a stooge of the British Empire so he’s not really a role model anyway.
Show threadSharp Cheddar Goblin23h ago
@aral I'm giving a reluctant Yay! only because I think there are cheaper ways to make Elon Musk into a warning. I also don't think we can stop with just Musk, a lot more need to be Made an Example Of.
Show thread<undef>22h ago
@aral Who's willing to take one for the humanity and get on X to goad Muskollini to ride that big steel phallos of his to the outer space?
Show threadjd 🌍🇪🇺🇭🇺🚀 & 👍🇺🇦🇵🇸+🇮🇷🇨🇺1h ago
@aral I think I need to rewatch the film 'Elysium'
Show threadanna_lillith 🇺🇦🌱🐖14m ago
@aral yay!
Show threadTheJen will not comply12m ago
@aral I vote we put a big rubber band on the moon and launch him at Mars. Let's see how far he goes.
Show threadDingo4m ago
@aral
Hey, like can we launch him on an orbit so that he comes back like a comet every generation or so?
You know, as a warning to others in the future with similar aspirations.