Maven (famous)What are your favorite early youtube videos?
https://piefed.zip/c/asklemmy/p/1268413/what-are-your-favorite-early-youtube-videos
heshSo much of my gray matter is reserved for gems from these videos such as:
“You’ll have SO many babies. Four HUNDRED BABIES!”
“What if everything you ever wanted…CAME. IN. A. ROCKET CAN‽”
"YOU’LL FEEL LIKE A JET FIGHTER MADE OF BICEPS! (ZZooOoOOooom!)
“You’ve had the worst, now try the THIRST…QUENCHER!”
“Wuht abut muh blue collar?” “JUICE SPRINGSTEEN.”
…okay the entire freaking videos are just, in my brain now.
Give powerthirst to your babies and they’ll run as fast Kenyans against actual Kenyans and it will be a tie and they’ll get deported back to Kenyaaaaa