Little gargoyle is fo cute. I want my own pet bat monkey. What does he eat?
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Sinbad succeeds on his perception check!
The map to the nebulous treasure has been discovered.
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BABY GARGOYLE NOOOO!
He's self disintegrating...
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I think this was my favorite of the Harryhausen sword and sandal stories as a kid. But I forget why...
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Ooooh riiiiight. Caroline Munro in a belly dancer outfit. Thaaaaats why teenage me loved this movie so much.
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Sinbad knows the magic word.
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Sinbad and Caroline Munro are fighting for who can show the most cleavage. He's going for the most plunging neckline, but she counters with volume.
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Harryhausen loved a living ship's figurehead. This is the second time. The stop motion animator's barely disguised fetish?
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Oh. She's a wood golem. Neat.
FIRE BAD!!! RAAAAR! CREAK!
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She sank? This is feeling more and more like a One Piece arc. Sinbad needs a guy with swords, a kick guy, and done kinda animal mascot.
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Koura is an alchemy DIY kinda guy.
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Ahmed. Are you in love with Koura? Just confess man.
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Wine? Koura is generous to his underlings. Are we sure he's an evil wizard and not just a normal wizard?
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The Green Man? The great god Pan? Who are you magic horned bearded oracle god head man?
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Oracle, "Go!"
Sinbad, "Go?"
Oracle, "Go north. I guess whatever. I dunno man. I'm just the messenger here. "
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Hey if Caroline Munro smiled at me after I took off my belt and dropped my pants I'd trust in Allah too.
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Tiny gargoyle bat friend 2.0 nooooooo! 😭
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Does the gargoyle die dot com
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Racism against green people? 70s racism you always find new weird ways to make me feel uncomfortable.
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Is obeyasance a word?
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First a wooden golem. The gargoyles looked like rock. Now he commands a six armed iron golem. Koura is the master of all elemental summoning.
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Six sword style! Sinbad you REALLY should have brought a Zoro for this voyage for that one last piece of the map.
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Cool fight scene and cat in my lap kept me too distracted to comment, but that one smiling statue Sinbad out his ass on looked cool. I guess it inspired that D&D cover?
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Koura has finally completed the golden pizzelle of legend.
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At this point the fountain should be cursed and turn Koura into a giant monster.
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Caroline Munro was the real One Piece all along. Wait no, but kinda basically.
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A 1970s jumpscare!? Huh.
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Hark! A second stop motion horror approaches! For some reason I guess?
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Koura just tapped day ass. With a sword. Effectively hamstringing a griffin.
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Sinbad and the back stab feat for critical damage.
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Koura now has a Devil Fruit power. Dark Dark fruit made him invisible.
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Predator stole this move . But god damn that fountain of blood looks awesome.
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Mysterious monsters wandering around a pond distributing crowns is no basis for a system of government. You must be elected by a mandate from the masses. Not by some farcical aquatic voyage.
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"But tie up your camel!" Hahaha they brought it back. 🐪 🐫
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Wait what @miru ? Kazaam??? I guess I wasn't paying attention to the schedule this week.
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Kazaam... Okay I guess I'm gonna hal watch this now. After I clean up a dish and get more juice. Or maybe alcohol. This movie might require alcohol
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Back to Sinbad. You made so many mythology movies Harryhausen. You even stuck a cyclops and a centaur and a griffin into this Arabian nights movie. But you never put a stop motion minotaur in a movie???
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Wtf? Oh there's the unneeded trans joke in a 90s movie for kids. Jeez.
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So they found the kid with the most annoying voice to star in this?
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Can this kid find the Wishmaster instead of Shaq? I want to see his wishes turned into an ironic death.
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