I've invented a new version of the children's animal sounds toy. When the buttons are pressed on the new one, it plays audio messages like:

The cow goes [sizzle].

The chicken goes [sizzle].

The pig goes [sizzle].

The salmon goes [sizzle].

#grilling

@brouhaha I want one where it's all farts and it's really accurate fart sounds for each kind of animal.
@brouhaha Oh not the animal farts. The farts I make after eating that kind of animal. #grilling
@NF6X @brouhaha that’s good because cows release more methane through burping.
@europlus @brouhaha See, I’m very ecologically conscious.
@NF6X @brouhaha you’re doing Dog’s (but obviously not cow’s) work.
@NF6X @brouhaha although, to be fair, our dogs rarely farted, and Lily was always startled when she did, no matter how small!
@europlus OMG so cute!
@NF6X IKR? miss ‘em every single day, especially my girl Lily.
@brouhaha perfect for my grandchild’s 2nd birthday on Saturday.