Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?
No!
Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?
No!
Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?
No!
Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?
No!
Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?
No!
Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?
No!
Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?
No!
Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?
No!
If I take you, will you two shut up?
Yeah, of course. Well, will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?
Yes!
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Krusty, as your accountant, I must warn you.
Did you send 1000 roses to Bea Arthur's grave?
Yes but she's...
I don't wanna hear the end of sentences.
George Carlin on 3.
Yeah. Lawsuit? Oh come on. My "7 Words You Can't Say on TV" bit was entirely different from your bit. So I'm a thief, am I? Well, excuse me! Give him 10 grand.
Steve Martin on 4.
10 grand.
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Oh, man, am I glad to get out of there! Whoo!
Hey, calm down. You're wrinkling your church clothes.
Who cares? This is the best part of the week.
It's the longest possible time before more church.
Church shouldn't be a chore. It should help you in your daily life.
It should, but it doesn't.
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Oh, my God!
What is it?
Tramampoline!
Trambapoline!
He said what now?
Please, don't bring home any more old crutches.
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Springfield will have its first annual Do What You Feel Festival this Saturday whenever you feel like showing up. It'll be a welcome change from our annual Do As We Say Festival started by German settlers in 1946.
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Good afternoon, gentlemen.
This is Scorpio.
I have the doomsday device.
You have 72 hours to deliver the gold or you'll face the consequences.
And to prove I'm not bluffing, watch this.
Oh, my God, the 59th Street bridge!
Maybe it just collapsed on its own.
We can't take that chance.
You always say that.
I want to take a chance.
Collapsed on its own?
You, sh-
You have 72 hours.
See ya.
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Janie Karma S 🏳️🌈🖖🏿