ScubusI finally figured it out!
shrek_is_loveNot bad for a first meme. I rate it 6½/10. We’ll be watching your meme career with great interest. 👍
Why are actors single then?
Women. Is this true?
Women don’t want you to be mysterious, they want a dick (or strapon) made of chocolate that ejaculates money. Hell, I want a dick or strapon made of chocolate that ejaculates money, and I’m a dog!
Oh, shit, I wasn’t supposed to let ya’ll know dogs can get on the internet.
Dogs shouldn’t eat chocolate! Bad dog
It’s okay, it’s likely going to be hershey’s milk chocolate, so I’d have to eat a person sized chunk to even notice the cacao.
ragingHungryPandaon the internet nobody knows you’re a dog
UltraGiGaGiganticI thought it was assumed we were all dogs, so it didnt matter anymore.
Tempus FugitWhat’s mysterious about the dark side of the moon? It looks just like the side we can see.
agamemnonymousBut we can’t see it, which makes it mysterious.
MinnesotaGoddamif your head explodes with dark forebodings, you shout and no one seems to hear, and the band you’re in starts playing different tunes, I’ll see you there
marcie (she/her)actually this is what the captain wants to see in his gay lover, mulan
Okay so I’m familiar with transbian (trans and siberian), right? Is there a cool word like that for ftm and gay?
tomenzggI mean, – so long as we’re defining it in terms of trans Siberians – I don’t see why trans Siberian men couldn’t use it, also ;)
s there a cool word like that for ftm and gay?
The word is trans-men.
As in: the number of trans-men that I’ve been hooking up with lately has made me concerned about accidental pregnancy for the first time in my life as a cis gay man.
transmen does not mean gay. try again
It’s queer not somehow not automatically assumed when my example explicitly states men hooking up w men?
i’m saying your example is wrong
Apparently according to eldavi if you’re ftm you have to love dick, not pussy
I understand where you’re coming from but lots of us queer folks don’t think of attraction in terms of genitals, and eldavi didn’t say you had to like particular genitals either. Back to your original point, transbians don’t only date other transbians, many date cisbians. Trans people who only date trans people use the label t4t.
So, there is not a cool word for gay Trans men. But y’all want to infodump at me so I miss that fact. Got it.
Still waiting on the tragic romance version of Mulan, where they don’t get together at the end because falling in love with boy-Mulan helped Shang finally come to terms with being gay.
I’d also take the version where he ends up with Mulan’s horny grandma instead. Either or.
Cyrus Draegur… Is no one going to comment how it’s quoting the song lyric wrong???
It’s the strength of a raging fire.
Which, admittedly, is also redundant (because the typhoon has force…) but …
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Ah. Apologies if I am being insufficiently gentle, op. You’ll get there <3 it’s okay!
0 for 4. Damn!
Interesting tidbit about Disney’s Mulan (animated):
In all Disney animated movie, singalong songs are the norm. Except, that is, for the animated Mulan movie. The last song they sing is this one, which ends abruptly as they arrive to join forces with the main dude’s father’s army. They were all wiped out by the enemy before they got there. After that, the rest of the movie is somber and includes no more sing along songs.
Also, it was the first movie to include CGI with hand-drawn animations.
obnomusSo swiftness is mentioned twice. I guess it must be pretty important. But I’d guess if you asked 100 women to speak one adjective they do NOT want in a man, you would hear the word “quick.”