If everybody in the world agreed to do so, what would you rename the twelve months?

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Oneuary, twouary, threeuary, fouruary, fiveuary, sixuary, sevenuary, eightuary, nineuary, tenuary, elevenuary, twelveuary
Oneember, Twoember, Threeember, Fourember, Fiveember, Sixember, Sevenember, Eightember, November (just to fuck with people), Tenember, Elevenember, Twelveember
I was thinking about tossing in one “Greg” just to keep things interesting
Also not a bad idea at all :)