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I agree to wear clothing

https://literature.cafe/post/30036830

Mar 22 at 8:22pmWeb
Show threadmarzhall2d ago

wear a gown

Show threadOpenStars2d ago
Especially if you’re a dude?
Show threadBjörn2d ago
Sounds like you’ve got an especially kinky date ahead of you.
Show threadAeronMelon2d ago
“I make no promises for how long.”
Show threadFartMaster692d ago
1984
Show threadartifex2d ago
Would love to know the story that inspired that form field.
Show threadblackbrook2d ago
I’m going to guess video drs visit.
Show threadMinnesotaGoddam2d ago
yeah, it was either a creep exhibitionist or someone who was very very ill and a practitioner who was woefully unprepared for their discipline. there’s no in between in medicine.
Show threadTrackinDaKraken2d ago
Pants on head, shirt as a cape, and flippers on my feet, just in case.
Show threadsepi2d ago
What did you do?????
Show threadVogi2d ago
So specific it makes me think if people have special “in-person doctor’s visit"-outfit and if its weird of me to not have one.
Show threadZephorah2d ago
We once had a person arrive at the medical facility in the proverbial button down trench coat. Socks. Shoes.
Show threadFiniteBanjo1d ago
If my doctor is unwilling to inspect my body then I will find a different doctor.
Show threadDragonTypeWyvern1d ago
This is presumably a form for an e-visit. It’s to prevent people from exposing themselves to the provider beyond medical necessity.
Show threadMurse1d ago

Okay but what kind of doctor?

ENT clinic? Probably what the message is shooting for.

Surgeon? You’ll have a front facing gown, but your ass will most likely be on display.

ER? Why does that patient still have clothes on?? Grab some bandage scissors and chop that shit off!

Show threadbackalleycoyote1d ago

Me: Puts on my finest clothes.

Doctor: “Take those off and put on this paper smock that exposes your ass. Also, all the surfaces and my instruments are cold.”