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“Free Time may make you reflect on your pathological need to overstuff your calendar to prove your self-worth. It is not refundable or transferable.”

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/introducing-free-time
Introducing: Free Time

“Free Time isn’t just a new product—it’s a total wellness optimization platform. It’s not an app but rather a mind-blowing vessel of unstructured time where ...

McSweeney's Internet Tendency
Mar 22 at 7:50pmWeb
Show threadSeanMike4d ago
@fedward Do not, my friends, become addicted to free time. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!