witch hat hacker 
i love mbta go fuck yourself day where every sunday they stop running half the buses and the other half run 3 times the whole day
(there's also a secret third category of routes which change terminal stops specifically on sunday which is probably the most annoying)
basically boston is a fake city and it's just cosplaying being a real city
in terms of da metro we have 2 good reliable heavy rail rapid transit lines, 1 rly busted heavy rail, and then this slow, extremely crowded, loud, miserable light rail system
basically pray that you can avoid the green line wherever yr going
also a bunch of stations range from "looks abandoned" to "roof is actively collapsing"
like every 
trip is practically urbex 
trip is practically urbex