I got super tired of Microsoft seemingly being determined to make the app you turn to when your computer locks up and is laggy laggy itself with screen readers, so I wrote my own task manager. It's pure C ,not even linking against a CRT, meaning the current binary is around 20 KB including a complete, sortable process list. You can also customize what columns the list shows and how often you want it to refresh, if at all. I personally keep auto refresh off and just manually refresh with f5, and the list keeps your exact place whenever it refreshes. Pressing escape minimizes it to the system tray, while alt+f4 closes it. I want to do much more with this, such as binding it to a hotkey, but I think it's good enough for a first release. Source code: https://github.com/trypsynth/taskmon , 0.1.0 release: https://github.com/trypsynth/taskmon/releases/download/0.1.0/taskmon.exe , Enjoy!
Edit since this is blowing up: if you like all the hacking I do in my downtime, please consider donating on PayPal or GitHub sponsors so I can keep making teeny pieces of software that just work exactly as they should. GitHub: https://github.com/sponsors/trypsynth PayPal: https://paypal.me/tygillespie05 Thanks everyone!
GitHub - trypsynth/taskmon: Lightweight task manager replacement for Windows.

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@TheQuinbox Windows defender claims Trojan:Win32/Wacatac.B!ml Trojan:Win32/Wacatac.B!ml
@serrebi Notice the ML at the end? That stands for machine learning, and means they're using shitty AI to detect viruses. Go into Windows security settings and turn off cloud-delivered protection, but be sure to keep real-time protection on. That'll protect you from real threats as long as you keep your Windows up to date, and lead to way less false positives.
@TheQuinbox @serrebi This setting in Defender is also internally referenced as SpyNet.
@serrebi @TheQuinbox lol that Wacatac signature is so bad that I have memes for it