”To increase profit we need to make more money”

This was said by a C-level suite at my work. Yeah, no shit Sherlock.

Same when they interview coaches after a game.

“What do you think went wrong, and what can you do to improve it”

“Well, I think mainly our problem was, we didn’t score more points than the opposing team. That was a major contributing factor to our loss. I think in the future, we need to focus more on scoring more points, and not allowing the opposing team to score more points than us.”