Hofmaimaier
smiletolerantlyObviously next to House. He wants his seat neighbors to stfu and let him sleep. I want the same. It’s perfect.
TheTechnician27Problem is that you’re still pretty close to Butt-Head (I assume Muscle Man is polite enough to be reasonably quiet). Granted you get an aisle seat so you can occasionally “go to the bathroom” to get some peace and quiet (edit: and House might be willing to slip Beavis and Butt-Head, the former especially, some Vicodin for you because he also wants them to shut up.)
Then again, sitting in or near the very back might save your life with Beavis and Butt-Head aboard. (edit 2: Forgot this wouldn’t be possible after 9/11.)
Beavis And Butthead Do America - Cockpit
UnderpantsWeevilFive minutes into the flight, he’s going to have this really nervous, embraced look on his face. Ten minutes in, he’s going to kinda try to catch your attention. Fifteen minutes in, he’s going to give you the most exasperated sigh and announce “It’s lupus. You’ve got lupus. You need to begin treatment as soon as we land.”
Lumidaub
joelfromausThe issue is that they didn’t have lupus before sitting next to House. The universe just couldn’t let House go 15 minutes without a diagnosis.
So what. I’m sleeping, remember?
That’s not House. It’s George, Prince Regent.
v_krishnaThe presence of Kazuma and Aqua guarantee that there will be no peace on this flight no matter where one is seated.
And Aqua is pretty small (more shoulder room) and 10 is an aisle seat, might as well 🤷♂️.
Plus they’ve probably got alcohol to share, so sitting in 10. Guaranteed not to be bored.
bizarrolandWorst case you can swap seats with Jay so that you can talk to Kevin Smith while the both of you watch him hit on her.
Which is why I’m taking that seat and doing arts and crafts with Aqua. The stoners across the isle will help if the movie sucks.
Silent Bob and Kazuma will just chill while Aqua and Jay will try to get high/drunk or something else in the restroom and end up causing the plane to have an emergency landing.
5 for the weed, 9 for the jams
Whos on the right on 9?
Meme rapper bbno$ or “baby no money”
Five, swap seats with Silent Bob, throw on headphones, hope Beavis and Butthead don’t crash the plane
1 easy choice. Those two have stories for days.
muxika
TrackinDaKrakenCompletely agree, they’d also be gentlemen.
House obvi! I might actually get a diagnosis for my mystery chronic pain. Thar would be fantastic
MintyFresh5, obviously. We’re gonna smoke up in the bathroom!!
ComradeSharkfucker
LanskeBrewstew guy seems fun.
VaalaVasaVardeI have a hard time deciding between 1, 5 and 7.
I think I’d have a hell of a conversation next to Dr. House and CJ
RedEye FlightControl
hansolo7, 4, or 10.
I’m all about the aisle seat, know I don’t have lupus, and generally do not give of the vibe that I will talk to anyone at any time. Happy to get up when you need, and love to be hydrated.
And whatever the character is next to 2 looks… ripe.
gigastasioYou know who else looks ripe???
My man, I can’t grow up on Kevin Smith films and miss the opportunity to sit between him and Jason Mewes. Are we kidding?
texturekevins films are nice and all, but does he ever have anything of value to actually say?
tetris11Check out his ‘An Evening with Kevin Smith’ talks. He’s actually pretty chatty.
Kevin Smith - Superman lives 1/2
Rob T FireflyJudging by his more recent films, Kevin Smith has a great deal to say about how much he loves Kevin Smith movies.
That’s the best seat, because that’s how you end up in some random adventure.
someone do tell him, I want to know
Zozano
baltakateiPink haired one is kind albeït a bit slow. The white haired one is probably smuggling contraband and is not afraid to trample you in an emergency. Beating up Beavis for snickering at their horse ears constitutes an emergency.
Jo4ted