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Loud complaints in the back room drew Krishna's attention.
Inside he spied Jehovah, Buddha, and Mohammed (PBUH) engaged in a game of #Gauntlet.
"Hello my friends, what is causing such a fuss?" Something was up since the normally placid Buddha's brow had a whisper of a furrow and he was whispering, "साला" and "धत तेरी कि". Mohammed (PBUH) looked over his shoulder, "Allah is cheating and I am almost out of halalas!"
"My name is יהוה!" growled The Almighty. 1/x
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Show threadtobadzistsiniMar 22
The arguing pair then erupted together, "SID!"
The Buddha's cheeks reddened, "I am not sorry. Attachments are suffering." He performed a brief mudra with an extended middle finger. "If I did not shoot the nuclear weapon, we would have died."
Krishna shoo'ed away the angels dancing around Jehovah's head to peek at the screen. A fat bearded human, a tall blonde woman with braids, and a large-breasted human were walking along a road battling an unrelenting horde. 2/x
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Show threadtobadzistsiniMar 22
Brutes wearing red caps spilled into the fray from lifted F-150s. Scattered about were Toyota pick-ups generating skinny humans shouting, "Allahu Akbar!". Among them was a black, robed figure depicting Thanatos.
Krishna was friends with Thanatos. T-Dogg, as he liked to be known, didn't like the Grim Reaper look, preferring the goth girl depiction of Death from the 1990s.
Who was Krishna to judge?
T-Dogg had fine legs too. 3/x
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Show threadtobadzistsiniMar 22
"Be telling me the point of your game?" A blue hand rested on Mohammed's shoulder.
The Prophet (PBUH) brushed him away. "We are playing humans trying to prevent the apocalypse." He (PBUH) pumped in a few more halalas for health. "I am the heavy non-modest woman. The game calls her 'Thirst Trap'."
"Have you been considering that merely playing the game" A blue hand gestured at the screen, "Using these depictions of mortals is The Apocalypse?" 4/x
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Show threadtobadzistsiniMar 22
All three divine friends looked up amidst the cacophony of screams, weapon sound effects, and dramatic chiptunes then looked each other in the eye.
"Nah!" they cried in unison then returned to the game. 5/5
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