If everybody in the world agreed to do so, what would you rename the twelve months?

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I’d just use the names my native language uses tbh :3. They’re named after natural phenomena related to what happens those months
That would really mess with the opposite hemisphere
They get the months reversed, fixed :3
Would be tough for the tropics too. Half the months are called ‘dry’ and the other half ‘rain’