A glass of milk with oat milk is just a glass
@catsalad Did big dairy send you?
@catsalad A Cat Salad post without cats is just a post
@normjess But is that cat salad post, just scratching the surface?..

@numodular 'its cats all the way down' - to paraphrase a Flat Earther

though obviously Cat Salad believes in Cat Earth

@catsalad
glass(milk) + milk(oat) = glass()
X(Y) + Y(Z) = X

I need more coffee to do milk math

@catsalad

Yup! Just a glass - no upset tummy, no reflux, no diarrhoea

@catsalad Our cat turns up her nose at the milk in the bowl if she thinks that there's too much oatmeal left in the milk.
@catsalad spoken with a Scottish accent
@catsalad how do you even milk an oat? Its nipples must be tiny
@kwayk42 @catsalad tiny compared to the human nipple, but the oat nipple is actually 91% of the oats body
@catsalad But it's still getting pushed off the table