my email address is decades old & the vast majority of stuff I receive is spam

however I reckon these days more than 1/2 of it is of the form

"Tell us about your experience "

like fuck the fuck off

@junklight some places hit me with that for every single purchase

like no I’m not going to review this tin foil, it’s foil

I can’t actually review this fire extinguisher in a way that matters! sorry

no I’m not going to have a high net promoter score™ for the hospital that made me go around the outside of the building and enter through the parking garage because I was one of the thousands of people that arrived by transit that day

@bonzoesc @junklight "Would you recommend this cancer treatment ward?"
@semanticist @junklight “cancel treatment” is another term for crisis PR
@bonzoesc @junklight Ha, yes. I edited it later when I noticed my typo.