A big difference between Iran and Vietnam is that Trump had an effective strategy to get out of Vietnam.

@selzero

Did he ever been in Vietnam?

@bitchboss no. He got a medical report. Like I said, an effective strategy to get out.

@selzero

Oh. Getting out of Vietnam implies that your'e in Vietnam. This is a effective strategy to "get out of draft".

@bitchboss I know but this way round sounds funnier :)

@selzero

Maybe he went to Vietnam later in life to act on his pedophilic tendencies.... ew.

@bitchboss No. No one in his entire family has served even one second in uniform for any nation in the world, for at least five generations. (Now going on six.) The Trumps are a family of cowards.