fossilesqueCan't wait for my demonologist's advice.
BjörnDemonoligists and dermatologists agree: Just let thousands of ants run around on you. They will eat all the bad skin. You definitely won’t regret having thousands of ants run all over you.
dandelion (she/her)for those wondering what's in the photothe photo is of a hydrojelly face mask, and it’s probably just seeds - maybe black sesame or flax seeds or something like that; there are many different kinds of hydrojelly face masks, some of them have rose petals or lavender flowers, etc.
whotookkarlI’d prefer the seedless rye
elevenbonesI’VE NEVER SEEN AN ANT EITHER!
LibertyLizardThis keeps happening my house anyway while I sleep. Glad to hear it’s good for my skin.
Skanky
ShaggySnacksOh no. Thisu better not awaken anything in me.
Oh no. Those things on me better not awaken.
TrickDacyDemonologists are still more reliable than tiktok influencers
Are you trying to say I shouldn’t hit myself in the face with a hammer? That’s just looksmaxxing brah. Shit is clutch af
Are you trying to say I shouldn’t hit myself in the face with a hammer?
Thats right. Is wat more effective to sacrifice yourself to Bozmodiklax.
www.nature.com/articles/d41586-026-00700-y
The American Academy of Dermatology recommends washing the face twice a day with a gentle cleanser, applying a moisturizer and — during the day — putting on sunscreen and protective clothing.
skincare is simple: just wash your face, use moisturizer, and wear sunscreen (and keep out of the sun).
Shit. I did all that and it summoned Beelzebub, Lord of Flies.
MinnesotaGoddami said pspsps and they said “b̸͎̾r̴̜͝ȉ̵̘n̸̟͌g̴̻̕ ̷̼̾m̸͎̋ě̸̩ ̵̬́s̸̢̏o̸͆͜m̶̬͑ȩ̵͊ ̷͈̈b̷̧͘á̷̠ḽ̷͗š̷̼ā̶̫m̴̱̈i̷͙͌c̴̟̑ ̵͈͋g̴̻̐l̷̮͒a̷͓͠z̵̦̋è̶̯d̵̟̔ ̸̨͠d̶̮͆á̴͖ẗ̸̻é̸̯s̵̟͂ ̵͍̔p̷̊ͅl̵͚̽ĕ̴͈ä̵͚ŝ̴͈é̶̦ ̷̲́m̵̩͗ỳ̵̰ ̷̧͝m̴̺͋ä̶̻g̷̰̓g̷̝͐o̸̮͗t̶̘͐s̶͇̔ ̸̰̔c̶̩̓r̷̫̉a̶̼̾v̸̰̈́ë̶̮́ ̸͕͗v̴͇͆î̶̮ņ̴̚ë̸̢g̸͚̾ả̵̟r̷̃͜”
Human ejaculate.
You can thank me later.
I’m going to be the buzzkill here, and say that I couldn’t find the demonologist reference (although I did find it amusing). Here’s the source article: www.nature.com/articles/d41586-026-00700-y