RE: https://dice.camp/@FredKiesche/116272837643264038

This is giving me a STRONG Onion "Interim Apple Chief Under Fire After Unveiling Grotesque New MacBook" vibe:

https://theonion.com/interim-apple-chief-under-fire-after-unveiling-grotesqu-1819572211/

@cstross paging David Cronenberg, white courtesy phone
@dubiousblur @cstross That would be *bone* white, right? And pulsing gently along the cord.
@darkling @cstross “throbbing” is also a great word
@dubiousblur @cstross It only does that when it detects prey nearby.