Microsoft in 2022: All your old computers are too unsecure to run our new flagship windows OS.

Microsoft in 2026: Vibecoded kernel & cybersecurity, YOLO!

@NiwlCraft vibecoded kernel :D
Windows 95 Sucks - Rolling stones 'Start me up' parody

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All your base are belong to us. --Micro$oft
@NiwlCraft These people in the C-Suite are absolutely shameless.

@NiwlCraft the last six months of supporting Microslop products has not been good. Things that used to work reliably are no longer reliable.

Quality is dropping so fast.

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Microsoft in 2028: You can not buy windows or a computer anymore. you must rent them from the cloud.