Why aren't we doing this
Bats - Lemmy.World

# Bats are cool Bats are the only true flying mammals. There are over 1,400 species of bats, and they can be found on nearly every part of the planet. Not only are they cute, they are also important… Studying how bats use echolocation has helped scientists develop navigational aids for the blind. Without bats’ pollination, seed dispersal, and pest control we wouldn’t have bananas, avocados, mangoes, agave, or cacao… that’s right, bats bring us tequila and chocolate! # Found a bat in need of help? - Do not handle it with bare hands! Bats can carry rabies. - Here’s a map of worldwide rescues and temporary care instructions. [https://batworld.org/local-rescue/] - Bats should never be kept as pets: Here’s why [https://batworld.org/bats-as-pets/]. # Celebrate bats with us! Our community’s mascot is Baxter [https://batworld.org/adopt/baxter/]. Baxter is an Egyptian fruit bat that was cruelly kept alone and confined to a small cage for 12 years before being rescued by a bat sanctuary. You can read the full story by clicking on his name. Our rules for posting and commenting, besides the rules defined here for lemmy.world [https://mastodon.world/about], are as follows: - Be respectful and inclusive Everyone should feel welcome here. Hateful or bigoted language will not be tolerated. - No illegal or NSFW or NSFL content Don’t post anything a fruit bat would not approve of. - No bat hate Please don’t hate on bats in this community (this includes all of your edgy covid humor). - No advertisement or spam Bats don’t like spam. # Related Communities - Opossums [/c/[email protected]] - Raccoons [/c/[email protected]] # Community Feedback and Moderation For inquiry on becoming a moderator of this community, please send a message to the current moderators. Any feedback on the community should also be sent to the moderators.

Why aren’t we doing this? I personally haven’t found the option to turn into a bat yet
Literally the only issue with the plan
Ethicists were too preoccupied with whether or not they should, they didn’t stop and think if they could.
Have you tried becoming a vampire?
Think of how long it would take to count that high
One! One aeon of eternity, ah ah ah! Two! Two aeons…

“We expected that they fly around each other and they never have physical contact,” Hristov said. “We have found, shocking to us, that bats crash into each other quite often. It’s a messy situation, but generally it’s very safe and it works very well.”

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Bats Crash Into Each Other All the Time, High-Speed Cameras Reveal

Hey, I’m flyin’ here.

VICE
This implies a ideal gas law for bats, an ideal bat law, bat liquid, bat solid, and bat plasma
Cricket might know a thing or two about the bat law
What if, to save space over cars but keep the personal comfort, everyone had their own hiding place with entrance hidden by brick and rubble?
People could lay vertically in there hiding pods stacked on each other and we could put wheels on the bottom like those big baking sheet racks in commercial kitchens. But then we would need someone to push them…cue the bats.
Imagine the amount of mosquitoes you could fit.
Imagine the amount of mosquitos you could fit if they were inside in the bats’ bellies! They eat like their weight in bugs every night.
Yeah but you have that wasted space where all the bats flesh and bones are, that could be used to fill with more mosquitoes.
The nice part about riding the bus is you can kick back, relax, and smoke a ton of weed while you travel.
Just like the driver!
I don’t recall this version of Batman but I’m all for it.
What we do in the shadows tv show
I didn’t know Matt Berry was in that
Replace people with bats!
The bats go dormant during winter. We got about 6 months of that.
And after that - all bats are off.
Sponsored by The Bat!
The Bat!

Where do I invest?
Squeak at the sky after dark and some guys will show up.

I have a better question - why isn’t this posted in the [email protected] community? We would love it here. Stealing and crossposting now.

Bats - Lemmy.World

# Bats are cool Bats are the only true flying mammals. There are over 1,400 species of bats, and they can be found on nearly every part of the planet. Not only are they cute, they are also important… Studying how bats use echolocation has helped scientists develop navigational aids for the blind. Without bats’ pollination, seed dispersal, and pest control we wouldn’t have bananas, avocados, mangoes, agave, or cacao… that’s right, bats bring us tequila and chocolate! # Found a bat in need of help? - Do not handle it with bare hands! Bats can carry rabies. - Here’s a map of worldwide rescues and temporary care instructions. [https://batworld.org/local-rescue/] - Bats should never be kept as pets: Here’s why [https://batworld.org/bats-as-pets/]. # Celebrate bats with us! Our community’s mascot is Baxter [https://batworld.org/adopt/baxter/]. Baxter is an Egyptian fruit bat that was cruelly kept alone and confined to a small cage for 12 years before being rescued by a bat sanctuary. You can read the full story by clicking on his name. Our rules for posting and commenting, besides the rules defined here for lemmy.world [https://mastodon.world/about], are as follows: - Be respectful and inclusive Everyone should feel welcome here. Hateful or bigoted language will not be tolerated. - No illegal or NSFW or NSFL content Don’t post anything a fruit bat would not approve of. - No bat hate Please don’t hate on bats in this community (this includes all of your edgy covid humor). - No advertisement or spam Bats don’t like spam. # Related Communities - Opossums [/c/[email protected]] - Raccoons [/c/[email protected]] # Community Feedback and Moderation For inquiry on becoming a moderator of this community, please send a message to the current moderators. Any feedback on the community should also be sent to the moderators.

I simply wasn’t aware of the community, I’ll remember it next time
It’s definitely a much smaller community than lemmyshitpost, but we love anything bat-related!
How many wolves to bats?

Also, replace pedestrians with buses

Or… get way closer together… way… way closer… 😏

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It’s more efficient to stack pedestrians on top of each other.
Wasn’t there a horror movie about that?
Vampire propaganda.

And now the traffic report:

“I’m over Ventura Blvd., and all the vampires walking in the Valley are heading west.”

The 50 pedestrians vs 50 people in a bus is messing with my brain.
Yeah they must really be crammed in there.
Double decker?
A single-story coach has seats for about 50 people. Low-floor city busses a little less, but you can get 50 in there with people standing
that’s gonna be one hell of a smush in the cage match
50 pedestrians the way they prefer it. A bus with 50 people on board, where everyone is in each other’s personal space.
The pedestrians are just standing further apart. In the hustle and bustle of a shopping street they might be closer together.
Yeah, fuck busses. Bats are way more eco friendly.
you can make them eat other bugs too it’s so eco friendly
Does it need to be a full-size bat, or can it be one of those mini replica bats? I bet you could fit at least twice as many of those bats.
In the US, only 33 cars for 50 people is optimistic

Its awful to go on public transport.

People have cars for the same reason people like their own apartment or their own house. Other people are awful to be around. They will have no problem making loud noises, caughing at you, smelling bad… People dont care, at all.

People actually pay very much to own a car, and why do they do that? Because public transport is a horrible experience. Im addition to the things above, it takes you at least 2-3 times as long to get anywhere using public transport compared to a car.

I really hate it, no joke. Cant stand using it for more than maybe once per month if I have to.

What if…WHAT IF public transport is funded and improved upon?
It will have other people.
Things are bad? Just make things good. Taht
Driving requires you to be constantly alert, and if you screw up or don’t react fast enough, you can straight up die because of it. On a bus, you can be on your phone, read a book, take a nap, whatever. Driving is a much worse experience and even if public transit takes more time, that’s time that can be used doing things. That’s before factoring the cost (the car itself, gas, insurance), the environmental impact, parking, etc.
Sounds like you like the bus, thats great. Good for you.
I guess that must be why living in Vienna gives you such a terribly low quality of life, as more trips are done by PT than by car and half the people don’t even own a car (most of them could easily afford one), compared to for example Fake London in Canada.

I dont live in Vienna. There are actually other countries in the world and life is quite different depending on where you live. Thats why people dont have just one opinion about these things.

Lemmy is funny for downvoting an opinion about liking cars. :) But I know why. Its because many people here want others to like what they like. And its very annoying when they like things like driving, since its bad for the environment. And they wish everyone would take the bus.

That is a bit rich from someone who did not start the comment by saying, “I find public transport awful” but as a general truth “Its awful to go on public transport.”

Same goes for your line about how people spend a fortune, just to avoid PT, when in fact, many don’t spend a fortune on cars when they happen to live in places where PT is decent and useful. Almost as if not so much the inherent general awfulness of PT makes people choose going by car but when PT is in that specific place just not good, people do so.

As a general rule, you should always assume people write their personal opinions here since its not a scientific paper you are reading. I would never assume that you speak for the world when you write a comment here.
But you are assuming the downvote is due to people wanting everyone to have the same opinion, not because you generally called PT as awful, no qualification of any kind. Maybe next time communicate in a clearer fashion.