robocall

Found in the clearance section of Home Bargain

https://lemmy.world/post/44581033

Mar 22 at 7:44amWeb
Show threadrobocallMar 22
šŸ˜Ž
Show threadruuster13Mar 22
This is the most unexpectedly vile thing Iā€™ve seen all day.
Show threadMinnesotaGoddamMar 22
thatā€™s vile? weā€™ve got to up our game around here.
Show threadmimavoxMar 22
Why on Earth would someone want to wear that? Is it supposed to be funny? I donā€™t het it.
Show threadFluffy Kitty CatMar 22
As a warning?
Show threadOpenStarsMar 22
Or better yet, a promise? šŸ˜œ
Show threaddaggermoonMar 22
The joke is he has explosive diarrhea and a boner.
Show threadOpenStarsMar 22
Even better with a she?
Show threaddaggermoonMar 22
If she was wearing a shirt proclaiming she had explosive diarrhea and a boner?
Show threadOpenStarsMar 22
Yes, exactly, adding a whole other layer to the joke.
Show threadfartographerMar 22
I get it now. Cuz ogres have layers. And shirts are onions.
Show threadBorgerMar 22
Iā€™d 100% wear that tbh.
Show threaddustycupsMar 22
The community is shirts that go hard.
I reckon this fits the bill but I canā€™t picture wearing one either.
Show threadmimavoxMar 22
True that. I was just a bit baffled.
Show threadzod000Mar 22
Wearing this shirt while going through TSA (or soon to be ICE Nazis) screenings at the airport would seem like a possibly appropriate venue.
Show threadrobocallMar 22
Some people are considerate enough to display their red flags visibly
Show threadMinnesotaGoddamMar 22

want? where did want enter into it.

you wear these when you lost a bet

Show threadathatetMar 23
šŸ˜Ž
Show threadSundrayMar 22
Well now you have two problems.
Show threadbdonvrMar 22
Time to go on FetLife and see if you can solve both at once
Show threadLemmyFeedMar 22
You call them problems.
Show threadcdf12345Mar 22
BLUMPKIN TIME!
Show threadThe_Almighty_WalrusMar 22
Yanking my stick on the toilet light a fighter pilot going full afterburner
Show threaddarvocetMar 22
Wtf did i just read
Show threadswab148Mar 22
Thatā€™s why theyā€™re called ā€œZoomersā€
Show threadFlashMobOfOneMar 22
HA. Awesome.
Show threadaltphotoMar 22
This would be useful in space!
Show threadLemmyFeedMar 22
sharts shirts that go hard.
Show threadSiethronMar 23
Hard Diarrhea? ā€¦ouch.
Show threadhuquadMar 23
And Iā€™m all out of wet wipes!