Found in the clearance section of Home Bargain

https://lemmy.world/post/44581033

This is the most unexpectedly vile thing I’ve seen all day.
that’s vile? we’ve got to up our game around here.
Why on Earth would someone want to wear that? Is it supposed to be funny? I don’t het it.
As a warning?
Or better yet, a promise? 😜
The joke is he has explosive diarrhea and a boner.
Even better with a she?
If she was wearing a shirt proclaiming she had explosive diarrhea and a boner?
Yes, exactly, adding a whole other layer to the joke.
I get it now. Cuz ogres have layers. And shirts are onions.
I’d 100% wear that tbh.
The community is shirts that go hard.
I reckon this fits the bill but I can’t picture wearing one either.
True that. I was just a bit baffled.
Wearing this shirt while going through TSA (or soon to be ICE Nazis) screenings at the airport would seem like a possibly appropriate venue.
Some people are considerate enough to display their red flags visibly

want? where did want enter into it.

you wear these when you lost a bet

Well now you have two problems.
Time to go on FetLife and see if you can solve both at once
You call them problems.
BLUMPKIN TIME!
Yanking my stick on the toilet light a fighter pilot going full afterburner
Wtf did i just read
That’s why they’re called ā€œZoomersā€
This would be useful in space!
sharts shirts that go hard.
Hard Diarrhea? …ouch.
And I’m all out of wet wipes!