Alice McFlurry 
To all people named Micheal:
That's just because your parents couldn't spell, right?
KanaMaunaWhere is the downvote button? There are several Micheals in my family. It's Irish and, trust me, it ain't safe to make the Irish mad.
Edit: ok, maybe that was over the top. Been a hard week.
Tim@KanaMauna This being a question from a beige.party account there was prob no point answering to begin with, nevertheless your reaction was NOT over the top but entirely justified and I‘m not even Irish.
I retired last summer after 20 years as a manager, much of which involved writing people up for threatening violence over “ownership” of filing cabinet drawers, coworkers overwatering their plants, and, my favorite, someone taking their lunch out of the microwave oven without their permission. After that, self-policing becomes normal.
OTOH, I am part Irish and there are at least three Micheals in the family…
@KanaMauna Glad you apparently escaped with limited brain damage and your (some say: manufactured) introspection intact. No mean feat in these times.
The microwave story sounds familiar - and I‘m a _stage_ manager :(
I had an Irish girlfriend once and she knew loads of Micheals!